It's Chinese to Me.

我是美国人。我不是英国人。 我喝啤酒还是喝茶。请给我啤酒！
我要日国车。我没有车，太贵了。我不常学习汉语。汉语太难。
我也要写十个书。不，我不写书， 我太忙。

I have one last Chinese class, so I'm catching up after erasing everything I learned from my memory banks and doing my final assignment above...hence I'm neglecting to update this space. 你们挨？