Bumper Car Tuesday (Overdue, Justifiable Road Rage)

Tailgaters (you know who you are!) would you be so kind in the future as to note the laws of acceleration and that maybe when the break light in front of you is red, it means don't have your head up your arse and accelerate your behemoth truck into the crumple zone of my car's trunk. Seriously, I think maybe we should have basic physics questions on driver's tests, and a few questions about human response time when distracted or sleep deprived (if not already on there). Maybe in the future we can have separate roads for those who don't think it applies to them, and those who do. Of course, everybody thinks everybody else drives completely wrong...But, I'm not going to be a relativist on this issue. I'm right, I tell you! Don't drive your freaking three-ton death machine like you're playing tonka trucks as a kid. Vrooom. My proposal, a parallel autobahn road system in every town, e.g. the Evil Kineval (sp) Tollway. With enough video cameras everywhere, we'd have another blockbuster for the Fox Network.

Thank you very much for listening to this humble request. Now get off my f-ing road!

Okay, now I'll count to proceed to count to ten and purge the inner-animus and cease the blog qua therapy. Grrrrrrrrr.