So I'm Psychic, Just Not Psychic Enough to Win Powerball or Do Anything Useful

I predicted Hurricane Wilma. The Atlantic just doesn't want me. Poseidon sends hurricanes and floods everytime I'm about to dip my toes in.

Okay, maybe that's too egocentric a weather interpretation, that the gods are out to get me. So, let's give it a good species-centric or 10 o'clock news interpretation. The end times are here! Wear recycled hemp clothing, nix the SUV and give up steak tartar, and perhaps eco-karma will relent.

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