Talking to my CPU ain't going to save my finger tips yet
This is my first entry generated by voice recognition. Too bad it’s as an actor in a scrap. (What I said was: “Too bad it’s as inaccurate as crap.”) Supposedly, if I continue to train it that will become more accurate. Or the grammar in mime what will become even worse. (“Or the grammar in my blog will become even worse.”) the win the witty help so. (“I really, really, hope so.”) So I guess that this has revealed and speak little more fraud. (“So I guess this has revealed that I speak like Elmer Fudd.”). Apparently had better hope for care for both of carpal tunnel syndrome in the keyboard circa 2020. (“Apparently, I had better hope for a cure for both carpal tunnel syndrome and the keyboard circa 2020.”) Or maybe there’s a better implementation out there was then the one that is included in office 2003. It is interesting that they had the chair of the dictation modem and a commando because using them by using an agreement would there’s no way to understand the content of the message . (“It is interesting that they had a dictation mode and a command mode [to select before speaking] because a Bayesian algorithm would still give no way for [the computer] to understand the content [really, context] from the intonation.”)
[Giving up on voice rec, possibly try to train it some more and see if it improves. At the very least, I’ve had better experience with handwriting recognition on my Pocket PC.]
[Giving up on voice rec, possibly try to train it some more and see if it improves. At the very least, I’ve had better experience with handwriting recognition on my Pocket PC.]


2 Comments:
Hilarious! My favorite line, "the win the witty help so", which I think I will randomly start dropping in conversations.
["So, student doctor, upon exam did you notice the erythematous nature of the left lower extremity?"
"The win the witty help so."
"What?"
"Well, of course I noticed his left leg looks redder than a bushel of strawberries, that's so the win the witty help so, doctor."]
You know, there is a future for this voice recognition technology. You could take the sentences it generates and make a rap album. I mean, Snoop Dogg gets to walk around saying words like "fizzle" "shizzle" "dizzle", none of which has the linguistic charm of "the win the witty help so". Here's the first verse of your new rap album, "Grammatica":
The win the witty help so
Too bad it's as an actor in a scrap
So I guess this has revealed
and speak little more fraud
I mean, we can tweak some of the lines...but this has definitely got West Coast written all over it...
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Anonymous, at 10/08/2005 10:52 AM
Fashizzle for sure. I want to start new rumors, it used to be that rock groups hid messages in their lyrics when you played them backwards. Now they do so by making up nonsensical words that when interpreted by computer are the equivalent. Got to try Snoop Dogg's songs first, but I'm guessing they translate to "indoor horticulture" tips.
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Daniel, at 10/08/2005 3:04 PM
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