So what do they call the Hamburglar in these parts?

"And a hamburger."

"Beefburger?"

"One hamburger."

"Beefburger, lah?"

"A hamburger."

I am too lazy to find out the etymology of hamburger at this second, but I always thought it came from the city of Hamburg, Germany. German scholars out there, does Hamburg mean "Ham Town?" Or is this an attempt by an multinational to squelch any rumors before they start?

Beefburglar.