Diet Plan

It's enough to make me happy to eat Toufu for the rest of my life. The plan is that if there's nothing on any menu within 2,000 miles that I want to eat, the scale starts tipping to the left. If this plan works for you too please send $29.99 or the price of a Dr. Phil book, whichever is greater, for my miracle diet secret. It's such short reading I can put it on the back of a fortune cookie.