Two Fishies, One Stone

"Float like a jellyfish, sting like a jellyfish."

Doesn't have quite the same ring as "Float like a butterfly, strike like a bee," but I was just thinking that Muhammad Ali didn't need to emulate two creatures to float and sting.

I was thinking about inventing a counterpart to Drunken Monkey Kung-Fu. I will have to invent some new aquatic style of GongFu while I'm in China living among the Shaolin and learning the ancient mysteries. The electric eel: pretend with your fighting stance that you are going to fight with your hands, then pull a taser from under your sleeve, and shout "Ha, ha, ha you old-school fool. Zap!" The manatee move: look at your opponent with sad, sad eyes that say "I'm endangered please don't hurt me."