Dear Frosty the Snow Man

...Melt! Melt dammit! Melt like the Wizard of Oz Witch when she forgets to wear her showercap! Melt faster than the hearts of women, when I finally finish all my Tony Robbins "You da' man" inspirational teachings and walk tall on hot coals! Melt like a Kim Jong-Il thermonuclear firecracker. Melt. Down! Please.