Ghost Month Munchies

Walk past the front of many small stores in Taipei this past month and you'll come across altars bearing incense with food and also metal cans filled with burning ghost money.

Sadly for the ghosts, their ectoplasm is only going to get more jiggly on a diet of soft drinks and processed foods. I saw one table that had Pringles on it. Now, I know "you can't eat just one." But damn, once you're in the great beyond I would hope that you don't feel the need to munch on the things for eternity.

I want to break into the ghost food diet shake market here in Taiwan. I think I would call it ecto-Firm. It would be some sort of soy milk with genetically engineered microorganisms that would make the liquid tofu disappear into thin air after mixing.