T-Shirts that make you go "Huh?"

The first week I was here, I noticed a number of people wearing T-Shirts with nonsensical English.  And a few, which were not nonsense, but you had to wonder whether the wearer knew what they meant, or were in fact, jiggy with it – per the coed wearing the word “Juicy” over the place that bestows a title on my weblog.  To get all Victorian round-about-ish – huzzah!

And then today, I spotted another comely girl on campus, wearing a T-shirt on the pattern of “I (heart) New York.”  Except, in her case it said, “I (heart) my [male appendage].”  (Yeah, I’d put it word for word, but when I look at the search terms for how people find my website through search engines I see enough aberrance -- which I probably should post for laughs.)   I think it behooves me to investigate this phenomenon, so in the impartial “interests of science” I’ll have to stop the next woman sporting similar clothing and find out whether she knows what she’s wearing.  Uh-hem.        

When I come back to the U.S. on a visit, I’ll have to likewise see I’m able to find anybody who thinks they have some Chinese tattoo that signifies some ancient cosmic energy field hoo-ha, when in fact it just says: “Bikers stink! Duh! Duh! Duh!”