The Wanna-Do List Cont'd

11. Go white water rafting. Try kayaking.
12. Become fluent in Al-‘Arabee.
13. See Egypt. Resist singing “Walk Like an Egyptian” during visit. Get tacky photo of my face through Pharaoh cut-out.
14. Spend a month doing the whole Walden Pond thing out in majestic wilderness. Substitute Ramen noodles for subsisting on squirrels. See how long it takes to go crazy after disconnecting from the grid.
15. Go to Vegas and see the best shows and eat way too many ten dollar steaks.
16. Get a PhD or honorary PhD (or diploma mill PhD), just to force people to call me “Doc.” Or at least gain knowledge equivalent to one.
17. Never retire until I expire.
18. Become an outspoken loudmouth again.
19. See all the best movies. Read the great books. Fitfully write a screen play that will gather dust.
20. Have as few “big” possessions as possible. Get rid of the chaff. Be “homeless.” Burn the Sharper Image catalog.